I love myself....

but I hate cellulite. I adore my hips, ass, boobs, and overall voluptuousness but I hatehatehate putting on some shorts and inevitably seeing some cottage cheese. Just cause I'm a plus sized woman doesnt mean I like cellulite as much as the next gal.

So, I am on a mission to try out some of the so-called solutions for cellulite available now.
The first thing I found in an internet search that I could try out immediately, without having to spend anything, was a page on Wikihow with step-by-step instructions(pictures included) on how to create your own homemade remedy for cellulite.

Basically, you create a caffeniated massage oil and vigorously massage your legs. Your cellulite will fill out, and your legs would be smooth for a few hours.

I was curious and had all the ingredients available so I concocted the mixture and began the massage. My legs got sort of itchy and, like, minty-feeling? I guess it filled out a bit, but overall, it was a failure. My dimples were still too deep and there was almost no change in visibility. I know I can't make it dissapear, but I'd like some kind of smoothing.

I'm interested, though, in any solutions or home remedies you can recommend for me, my lovely readers! Leave me a comment and let me know of any other remedies, or tell me if this Wikihow remedy worked for you...